Things you won’t read about on ‘words mean things’:
-what I had for lunch
-medical procedures
-the identity of my prom date
-things other people buy at the grocery store
-my favorite ice cream flavor
-my instantaneous emotional state
-boy band news of any kind
-my sexual exploits or lack of same
-my exercise regimen or lack of same
-posts written by my dog (even if I had one)
-what happened in Algebra III this afternoon