I just thought of this
Michael Jackson makes his children wear veils when in public, because he’s afraid of kidnappers recognizing them. But can’t the kidnappers just go, “Grab the ones wearing the veils!”
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Shit, that’s really going to mess them up later. They’re going to have a complex about being kidnapped, and they’re going to be afraid to show their faces in public.
But just think of all the “daddy dearest” books and tv-movies we have awaiting us.
He has them wearing veils for reasons that have nothing to do with being kidnapped, I’m quite sure.
I think Jacko’s also a germaphobe. I read somewhere that his kids don’t use the same silverware twice — it’s all thrown out.
could it just be hereditary strangeness?
I think MJ is just a fucktard. I’ve found that things are much easier to absorb now that I just classify people as fucktards and non-fucktards.
My boyfriend says:
“When one of those kids finally comes of age we’re going to read a tell-all book that makes Mommy Dearest look like the Sound of Music.”
‘Nuff said.
I agreewith James and the boyfriend… there is NO telling how those kids turn out… the mother has nothing to do with them… at all. And dad is the scariest person ever. My own children scream when they see him on tv. It totally freaks them out. They ask- “Mom… who is that… he looks so scary.” and I tell them that he used to be very normal- a very handsome young man- but then I think he began to get very confused… and life as we know it was just too difficult for him to handle- so He began to go to dr’s to change everything… a dr. can chop off yur nose- but as they say- nomatter where ya go- there ya are! And his innocent little children are the ones who will end up paying for his insanity. His family needs to step in and try to get control. Just think- if a parent went to walmart with their kids heads covered up like that the security would be on ’em in a flash… but because Michael is a public figure- he has permission to be as outrageous as he wants…
Xkot: I hope I’m in the second category. 🙂
“a dr. can chop off yur nose- but as they say- nomatter where ya go- there ya are!”
By far the strangest manner in which I’ve ever seen that aphorism applied.
I think the idea is they wear the veils/masks when they’re with him so that they don’t have to wear the veils when they’re not with him, like when they’re in school etc. It’s like having a secret identity. But yeah, he’s a fucktard. On Daily Show last week they reported that most doctors agree that masks cannot prevent the spread of airborne disease. They cut back to John, who says, “But wait! That would mean that Michael Jackson is crazy!” I kinda want to be *in* the fucktard category, seems like an interesting group 😛