Back from the beyond

Post – October 1, 2002

Just to show how bored and listless I’ve been lately, I sat down tonight and watched “Showgirls” on TNN, complete with badly-done dubbing of bad words and even worse digital undergarments pasted over all the naughty bits. (And you thought my Anna Nicole anecdotes were the worst it could get.) This has got to be the most unintentionally funny major studio production ever made. (Troll 2 was not a major studio film.) Watching Elizabeth Berkley flounce around looking like a cross between a blowup sex doll and a deranged clown with a neurological disorder was quite entertaining, I must admit. Throw in endless nail maintenance, a papier-mache volcano, and Alan Rachins from “L.A. Law” trying to rub ice on Berkley’s nipples, and you’ve got yourself a spectacle, baby.

2 Comments

  1. mkh

    I love that movie, but it was stolen when my house was burglarized. I wonder if they knew what they were getting?

    My favorite scene was the sex in the pool with Agent Cooper. I kept hoping he was going to realize she wasn’t having an orgasm, she was having a grand mal seizure.

  2. vikki

    that sounds wonderful! right up there with
    “nudes in boots” girlie magazine my husband remembers finding beneath his grandfather’s bed 30 years ago… lol!

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