Have you seen the toilet paper commercial that consists of close-ups of various people wagging their (thankfully clothed) asses in your face? Set to the jaunty music? Where they are all smiling and engaged in fun activities like bowling and dancing and gamboling on the beach? Except, with the ass closeups?
Kill me. Kill me now.
Could be worse.
I’m not exactly sure how, right at this moment, but I’m positive, given the creativity of the advertising industry in its neverending quest to separate us from our money, that there is something worse that just hasn’t been broadcast yet.
Just wait.
This isn’t nearly as bad as the toilet bowl cleaner commercial from a couple of years ago that showed an anthropomorphic bowl “gargling.” That was indeed revolting.
I can’t wait for radio commercials that say, “Got poop on your butt? Wipe it away with Charmin! The Clean Butt-erator(tm)!
Jon! Careful tossing around ideas like that! You never know WHO is reading this site!
I *knew* there was a reason I didn’t watch television.
Err, sorry. I know (from your 100 things) that you hate that. 🙂