“Barking Up The Wrong Tree” Spam E-mail of the Month
FROM: The Super Special Sales
TO: Friend
SUBJECT: Friend, Show your support for George W. Bush!
There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t know where to begin. This is all probably because of my dad. After all, elephants never forget.
A JOKE (stop me if you’ve heard this one):
Two elephants are standing in a jungle clearing, both wearing party hats. Around them is strewn the remnants of birthday party decorations – horns, banners, confetti, etc.
Elephant #1: “Wow, that was a great party. I can’t remember when I had a better time. ….Of course, that’s just a figure of speech.”
I don’t know whether this is just a bad dream or a real memory, but I think I joined the Republican Party when I was about 9. They were having a telethon. I lked telethons and I really wanted to make a pledge. I don’t think I knew what I was pledging to. Look what mayhem my $1 has caused.
I just got an application in the mail to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU. Sometimes I think I’m just looking to get into a fistfight. Okay, I know I am.