Ron Jeremy Crashed My Windows 2000
As most people who read Top Ten Blog! know, there’s something of a running joke about hirsute porn star Ron Jeremy throughout the site. I personally find him funny, so when someone included the previous link in a topic about a baby shower, of all things, I went to the site. There’s a QuickTime preview of a documentary about the hedgehog-like sex star, and when I clicked on it, my normally-stable Windows 2000 installation gave up the ghost.
Right as my computer froze, a big-haired female porn star was saying, “I would rather work with Ron….” [CRASH!]
And I thought, “than be beaten with a bag of oranges? Than be covered with honey and tied to an anthill? What?”
Ron’s powers are many and mysterious. I wonder if he knows about Top Ten Blog?
Ron Jeremy is funny. The whole concept of a fat, ugly, hairy guy doing porn is just funny. I take exception at the topten purists who keep saying they are sick of RJ jokes, but then again I’ve always had a pretty lowbrow sense of humor. I’m glad to see people still posting RJs, though I am afraid to do so myself…
I’m with you, KD. Running jokes give Top 10 some flavor. (No pun intended)
Porn?…What’s that? Ron, who? I know nothing about any of that sort of thing.
Oh yeah, I’m a big fan of Heidi and Top Ten Blog. I’ve even asked to be allowed to contribute, but she doesn’t believe I’m really The Hedgehog. I ask you, who else would want to be me?
Personally, I find the running jokes very funny for the reasons outlined above, but I can understand Heidi’s concern that the casual visitor might not get it.
Well, since the RJ juggernaut seems to be maintaining its own momentum in spite of numerous efforts to stop it, it might be best to just give in & maybe put a note in the rules page “we have a rule against Ron Jeremy jokes, which everybody breaks, because no one can resist the Hedgehog”. Wait, this belongs in the Top Ten forum.
ah! you see? culture-gap-thing strikes again!
I prefer to look at little Adam, anyway! 🙂