What I Learned Watching “The Ring”
Televisions are evil. It’s as simple as that. They are portals for all kinds of havoc, and will eventually kill you. (And I’m not even talking about “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”) Destroy them now.
Of course, if you have one of those large plasma TVs, it’d be easier to just donate it to me. I’ll take my chances with the evil.
Plasma TVs do sound rather hazardous: “Be the first on your block to have super-hot ionized gas in your home!”