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Pop culture quote of the day

“Look, you crumb bum, I’m a star. Star, star, star. I don’t get a million dollars to act out of a trench. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench, (she walks along in the trench and we see that she has two boxes strapped to her feet) and I played Miss Napoleon Bonaparte in a trench, and I played Miss Alexander Fleming in a furrow so if you want this scene played out of a trench, well you just get yourself a goddamn stuntman. (walks off) I played Miss Galileo in a groove and I played Mrs. Jesus Christ in a geological syncline!”

Anyone know where this is from?

4 Comments

  1. Lisa

    It’s Monty Python’s Flying Circus! Just remember, there are no lions in the Antarctic.

  2. Adam

    OK you got it. Now, do you know the name of the sketch?

  3. Anonymous

    wasn’t it the Scott of the Antarctic Sketch? Damn, I do have a friend with all the scripts, but I know he’s not awake yet…but there IS a website or six…

  4. Lisa

    What he (or she) said. I thought the “no lions” comment sufficed.

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