FROM: Junky V. Cicadas
SUBJECT: Adam I’m hated but why?
Dear Junky:
Well let’s start with your name. I bet you got a lot of ribbing about that growing up, huh? I mean, even something like “Humbert Cicadas” would have been better.
But mainly, I think people hate you because you’re sending out Viagra spam. That’s all it will take for most people to hate you. I suggest changing careers. Maybe IRS investigator or meter maid – something where people love you.
Sincerely,
Adam J. Blust
words mean things
In March of 2003, while on Good Morning America Bill O’Reilly made the following statement “if the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it’s clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.”
Ten months later chief weapons inspector David Kay resigns, and says “I don’t think they existed. What everyone was talking about is stockpiles produced after the end of the [1991] Gulf War and I don’t think there was a large-scale production program in the ’90s.”
I would like Bill O’Reilly to keep his word, and apologize to the American people. Please sign the petition and let Bill know we would like to hold him accountable for his statements. O’Reilly what say you? Are you going to apologize?
Is that comment spam added to a post about spam?