Student loans

I predict that after Sarah and Frenchie, “I only did it to pay off my student loans” will become the catch-all excuse in American culture.

ROBERT BLAKE: I needed my wife’s insurance money to pay off my student loans.

BUSH: I didn’t want to invade Iraq, but I had all these student loans to pay off. Yale and Harvard don’t come cheap, you know.

CYBILL SHEPHERD: Student loans. Need I say more?