Just a little over a day until the end of “Survivor.” I’m excited but also sad that this strange pop culture obsession will be over (at least for now). I’m having some people over to watch the show, and one of my friends suggested I decorate the place with tiki torches and serve rice and fish. Even if I loved rice and fish, this would cross the line to “needs hospitalization immediately,” and I’m not ready for that just yet.