After my review of “Zardoz,” Mike suggested that I check out “Troll 2.” I finally did, and T2 (not to be confused with the other one) makes “Zardoz” look like “Citizen Kane.” First off is the script, if that word can even be used. Imagine if you took the scripts of every other Grade Z horror film, tossed them in a blender, fed the resulting mush to a goat, then let the goat type out the script with his hooves – you would have T2.
This thing has got evil messages on softballs, public urination, popcorn sex, rancid meat, chopped-off limbs, molotov cocktails from the afterlife, repressed homosexuality, an abundance of green goo, spear attacks, human potted plants, and so much more. Where’s Joe Bob Briggs when you need him? And best of all, there are no trolls in “Troll 2.” What more could you ask for? A true masterpiece of badness.