Will Do Web Design for Food
I need work. Badly. (Do the initials IRS mean anything to you?) Looking around my place, I find to my distress that the only thing worth selling is myself. (No, not *that* way. *That* would barely get me a peanut butter sandwich.) So here’s what I propose, to anyone reading these words: get me some work, and I’ll give you a cut.
What does this mean to you, dear reader? It means, if you refer me to a potential client and I get the job, you get 5 percent of my fee. Simple as that. Even if it’s just a phone call to someone you know, the referral is all you need to do to collect the cash. Sound like a good deal? It is. Cruise on over to my business site for more about what I can do. If you want to hire me, I’ll give you a 10 percent discount just for reading these words.
I look forward to hearing from you, my new business partners.
I’ll buy you, sweetie. I’m always in the market for a good furniture mover.
Seriously, I have been trying. Guess I’ll have to look harder. Or make more friends with small businesses. Or something.
I’ll keep my ears open – rather than their usual half-closed, half-open state. 100% open for you AJ.